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[בר קולמוסא]

ביקשתי מchat gpt
Please write a short poem about Hapoel Tel Aviv, the most miserable football club in the world
וזה מה שהוא ענה - שיר יפה

Hapoel Tel Aviv, the club of woe
A history of misery, a tale of woe
Seasons of defeat, and years of strife
The fans still cheer, through pain and life

The colors of red and white, so bold
A symbol of hope, a story untold
Through every loss, and every tie
The spirit of Hapoel, never dies

Though the road may be long, and the climb steep
Hapoel Tel Aviv, forever we'll keep
The faith in our club, the love in our hearts
For Hapoel Tel Aviv, a new chapter starts.

[D red imperia]

תן עוד אחד

[pelegs]

זה מוצלח באופן די מפתיע.

[בר קולמוסא]

ביקשתי בלדה לחלוץ, לא מרחם הצ’ט גיפיטי הזה.


Oh Shavit Mazal, young striker so bold
With Hapoel Tel Aviv, his story is told
He dreamed of scoring goals, with fame and with pride
But alas, his talent was not on his side

He got his chance, to play in the first team
But the net he could never seem to redeem
Chance after chance, game after game
But the ball never found its way to fame

The fans grew weary, of his lack of skill
His name became a joke, a punchline still
The coach gave him chance, after chance again
But Shavit's goals, were few and far between

Oh Shavit Mazal, your time has now passed
Hapoel Tel Aviv, your legacy will last
As a striker so eager, but talentless too
You'll always be remembered, for what you couldn't do

[its-sick]

woe אכן מתחרז עם woe
מדהים

[Xavi]

ביקשתי בלדה לחלוץ, לא מרחם הצ’ט גיפיטי הזה.


Oh Shavit Mazal, young striker so bold
With Hapoel Tel Aviv, his story is told
He dreamed of scoring goals, with fame and with pride
But alas, his talent was not on his side

He got his chance, to play in the first team
But the net he could never seem to redeem
Chance after chance, game after game
But the ball never found its way to fame

The fans grew weary, of his lack of skill
His name became a joke, a punchline still
The coach gave him chance, after chance again
But Shavit's goals, were few and far between

Oh Shavit Mazal, your time has now passed
Hapoel Tel Aviv, your legacy will last
As a striker so eager, but talentless too
You'll always be remembered, for what you couldn't do

ענקקק

[סומך]

As a striker so eager, but talentless too
You'll always be remembered, for what you couldn't do

לחתימה

[קפטן ג'ק]

עוד לפני פרסום הפוסט הזה עשיתי צ'ט קצר עם ChatGPT, ובין היתר שאלתי אותו מי לדעתו השחקנים הגדולים ביותר של הפועל ת"א כדורסל לאורך השנים.
לצערי הרב לא היה לו מושג, הוא ציין שמות של שחקנים ששייכים להפועל ירושלים - שמות שאפילו במגדל לא נחשבים מגדולי השחקנים שלהם... ליאור אליהו וכאלו.
העמדתי את הבוט על טעותו, אבל פשוט לא היה לו מושג וגם כששאלתי שוב הוא חזר על השמות של שחקני מגדל.
ככה שיש לו מה ללמוד... גם מבחינת המלצות למלונות לחופשה מתוכננת, הוא בכלל לא קלע לכיוון שאליו כיוונתי למרות שנתתי לו הנחיות טובות מאד.
מה שאומר שהוא בהחלט יכול להשתלב בצוות המקצועי או בהנהלה במועדון הכדורגל שלנו.

[pelegs]

הבוט הזה אופטימי

As the clock ticks down,
And the game slips away,
The Hapoel Tel Aviv fan sits,
Feeling the weight of dismay.

With each missed shot and turnover,
Their hopes are dashed and dreams are crushed,
Their love for the team,
Feels more like a curse.

Through the seasons of defeat,
They trudge on, a loyal fan,
But the constant losing takes its toll,
And they wonder if it's worth it in the end.

The bitter taste of disappointment,
Is a constant companion on game day,
And the future looks bleak,
For the team they love to play.

But still they come,
Through the heartache and the pain,
For the love of Hapoel Tel Aviv,
Is not something one can explain.

So they sit and watch,
With heavy hearts and tired eyes,
Hoping for a win,
But bracing for another tie.